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狼叔脖子上长蛋蛋

发布时间: 2024-07-12 18:26:16

❶ 死侍口头禅

贱贱:(望向观众)Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?
{我到底舔了谁的蛋蛋才换来一部我自己主演的电影?}
Whose balls did I have to fondle ?I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Pulverine".
{谁的蛋蛋?我不能告诉你,但是他的名字跟Pulverine挺押韵的(指Wolverine 金刚狼)}
He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under!
{ 他下面那澳洲蛋蛋还挺帅的(真人版金刚狼由澳大利亚演员“狼叔”修·杰克曼扮演;休杰克曼在电影《43》里扮演了一个脖子上长了两颗蛋蛋的搞笑角色);
(Down under 在英语里面通常用来指澳洲 在这里是双关 还指“下面)}

贱贱:Rough childhood? (悲惨的童年?)
女主: Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.(比你惨.我还没出生我爸就跑了)
贱贱: Daddy left before I was conceived.(我妈怀我之前我爸就跑了)
女主: Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin? (有人在你身上烫过烟花么?)
贱贱:Where else do you put one out?(要不然还能在哪?)
女主: I was molested. (我被性侵过)
贱贱: Me, too. Uncle.(我也是,被叔叔)
女主: Uncles. They took turns. (我被叔叔们轮流性侵)
贱贱: I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet which also happens to be my…(我被锁在壁橱里透过锁眼看我自己的生日聚会 而且那壁橱正好是...)
女主:Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.(你在卧室 挺好了 我生日那天睡的洗碗机)
贱贱:You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball kegs, brownie mix and clown porn.(你还有个洗碗机.我都没睡过觉.我全天候戴球嘴枷 被鸡奸 做小丑色情表演)
女主:Who would do such a thing?(谁会对你做那种事?)
贱贱:Hopefully, you. Later tonight?(希望能是你.晚上见?)

❷ 金刚狼下巴长蛋蛋是什么电影

X战警前传2未来昔日。这部电影讲述了变种人被新型战斗机器人“哨兵”所猎杀,面临灭绝的危险,金刚狼必须穿越时空找到X教授和万磁王,改变历史的故事,在中段剧情中金刚狼下巴因为变种基因而导致长了两颗类似鸡蛋的肉球。

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