英語小話劇
❶ 5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本
5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本（通用5篇）
話劇指以對話方式為主的戲劇形式，於19世紀末20世紀初來到中國。與傳統舞台劇、戲曲相區別，話劇主要敘述手段為演員在台上無伴奏的對白或獨白，但可以使用少量音樂、歌唱等。以下是我整理的5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本，歡迎閱讀。
5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇1
The Clever Rabbits（聰明小兔）
角色：
Red Eyes（紅眼睛）Long Ears（長耳朵）Short Tail（短尾巴）
Big Wolf（大灰狼）Mother Rabbit（兔媽媽）
Storyteller翻譯官
道具 房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵樹等。
布景 一座有門的房子里擺著一張桌子、幾個凳子和一些玩具。
SceneI Three Rabbits（三隻小兔子）
（一）
Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.
兔媽媽有三個孩子，她給他們起名叫紅眼睛、長耳朵和短尾巴。）
Red Eyes:（Coming to the front.上前。）
Hello!I"m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
（你好！我是紅眼睛。見到你很高興。）
Long Ears:（Touch his long ears.著他的長耳朵。）
Hi!How do you do? Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.
（嗨！你好！很高興見到你。我叫長耳朵。）
Short Tail:（Show his tail.展示他的尾巴。）
Hello,boys and girls! I"m Short Tail.
（小朋友們，你們好！我是短尾巴。見到大家我很高興。）
After this,they are playing games in隨後，他們就在房子里玩游戲。）
（二）
Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding be-idea.Just then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.
（一隻大灰狼正躲在樹後，他在打著壞主意。這時，兔媽媽提著一籃子蘿卜回來了。） Mother Rabbit:（Singing a song.唱起了歌。） Little Rabbits,open the door.
（小兔子乖乖，把門開開，媽媽回來了。）
Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊，我知道他們的秘密了。）
Mother Rabbit:（Walking into the house.進了家門。）
Good evening,my children.Are you hungry?
Let"s have supper!
（晚上好，孩子們！你們餓了吧？咱們吃晚飯吧。）
Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves（大灰狼來了）
Storyteller:Then next day,the（第二天，兔媽媽要出門了。）
Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,don"t open the door for strangers （我要去采蘑菇。千萬記住，不要給陌生人開門。）
All:OK.
Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.
Big Wolf:（Learn to sing.學著唱。）Little Rabbits,open the door.
Mother coming back.
（小兔子乖乖，把門開開，媽媽回來了。）
Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is（媽媽回來了。）
Long Ears:（Stop them opening the阻止他倆開門。）No.It"s not our mother.That isn"t like Mother"s voice. （不對。不是媽媽，那不像媽媽的聲音。）
Red Eyes:Let me see.It"s not really（讓我來看看。果然不是媽媽。）
Big Wolf:（Bang!Bang!Bang!）I"m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.
（我是你們的媽媽，快開門啊。）
Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail.
（好吧。那你必須把你的尾巴從門縫里伸進來）
Big Wolf:OK.
Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the（小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夾住了。）
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!（你這個大灰狼！）
Storyteller:With her words,she hits（說著，她撿起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。）
Big Wolf:Oh.My God!My tail hurts.（噢。我的天啊！我的尾巴受傷了。）
Storyteller:The wolf"s tail is broken.
mother"s voice,they open the door and hug their mother.
（大灰狼的尾巴被夾斷了，他逃走了。小兔子聽到媽媽的聲音，打開門，撲進媽媽的懷里。）
Mother Rabbit:My clever children.（我的乖孩子們。）
5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇2
旁白：It』s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（邊說邊介紹，三人坐在課桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （邊說邊將手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打開Oscar的手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脫下報紙披在R身上面向觀眾）what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脫下自己的羽絨服抖了抖，面向觀眾）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it』s my choice.（將羽絨服披在Rose身上）
Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向觀眾）But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盤我做主）.
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don』t say any more! Take your knife out! （從口袋裡掏出鉛筆，緊握手中）
Oscar: Ok. Let』s go fighting! （同樣掏出鉛筆緊握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用鉛筆互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心將Rose推下桌子——落水）
Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar將拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向觀眾）PiaoRou（飄柔）, just so confident~（甩頭發）
（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓過Rose的`手，對視）
Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don』t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It』s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don』t worry. I have this! （從口袋裡掏出打火機，並向觀眾展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火機）.（Jack按下打火機）（Superwoman上，胸前貼一張紙，上書S）
Superwoman:（向觀眾）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I』m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?（Superwoman無視，面向Jack）
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together.
Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火機）
（Indian Princess上，向觀眾合掌問候）
Princess: I am a princessfromIndia.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（從口袋裡掏出圍巾）（Jack & Rose 嘗試伸出腳，Princess上下晃動圍巾）
Princess: Oh, no, it』s broken! My blanket! （邊說邊後退，漸遠）
（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次還沒按，Harry Potter上，提著掃帚）
Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向觀眾）My name is Harry Potter. I』mfromHogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（聳肩）
Jack:（憤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can』t support us for
a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低頭虔誠祈禱狀）
Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同時從身後伸出手來，包剪錘）
Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出錘子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lose. You see, it』s God』s choice.（Rose連連搖頭）
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）
Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 繼續叫救命……）
（旁白唱my heart will go on，音樂起，全劇終。Jack & Rose跳舞，張開手臂經典動作作結。）.
5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇3
人物： rabbit（小兔），fox（狐狸），monkey（小猴），tortoise（烏龜），mummy bear（熊媽媽），baby bear（熊寶寶），lion（獅子），bird（小鳥）。
布景：大森林背景，舞台右角是一座小房子，一棵木瓜樹，中間有一棵大樹，舞台左角有一塊大石頭，左角後台階上有兩棵桃樹。
（大幕在抒情、優美的音樂聲中徐徐開啟）
:In this beautiful forest, There live many lovely animals, they love each other and live a happy life!
在一個美麗的大森林裡，住著許許多多的小動物，他們在一起相親相愛，生活得可幸福了！
第一景：小動物群舞
小兔舞 （音樂：活潑、輕快、跳躍）
狐狸舞 （扭動腰肢，跳節奏感極強的迪斯科）
烏龜舞 （一伸一縮，音樂：緩慢、低沉、滑稽）
小猴舞 （調皮、靈巧，可用西遊記主題曲）
（音樂轉為輕柔、舒緩，小兔一人旋轉跳舞，音樂漸弱轉為流水聲，舞台燈光轉暗，布景為湖邊，木瓜樹下。）
第二景：:"咕咚"（清晰而響亮）
小兔：（吃驚的樣子，四處看看）What』s the matter?
什麼東西？
（倒退幾步，拔腿就跑，正好撞上了狐狸。）
狐狸：（奇怪的神情）What』s the matter? Why are you running?
跑什麼呀？出了什麼事？
小兔：（氣喘噓虛的樣子）："Gu dong, Gu dong is coming."
咕咚，咕咚來了。
狐狸：（害怕的樣子）：Oh! Horrible, let』s run.
哇！太可怕了，讓我們跑吧！
（這時候，熊媽媽提著籃子和熊寶寶從樹後走出來，正好看到慌慌張張奔跑的小兔和狐狸。）
熊媽媽：（很驚奇的樣子）：What』s the matter? Why are you running?
出了什麼事？你們跑什麼呀？
小兔、狐狸（合）：Gu dong is coming.
小熊：（害怕並躲在媽媽的懷里）mummy mummy, I』m frightened.
媽媽、媽媽，我害怕！
熊媽媽：（安慰寶寶）Oh! dear, Don』t be frightened, let』s run quickly.
乖寶寶，別害怕，讓我們跑吧！快，快
（小猴、小鳥、烏龜在另一角台階的桃樹上看到，感到很奇怪）
小猴：（指著奔跑的小動物）Why? Why are they all running?
為什麼，為什麼他們都在跑？
烏龜：（很神秘的樣子）Perhaps, A monster!
也許，是妖怪來了！
小猴、小鳥：（非常恐懼的樣子）Oh, horrible, let』s run!
啊呀！太可怕了，快跑呀！
烏龜：（慌慌張張地跟在後面）wait! just wait.
等一等！
（大獅子正在一塊石頭下睡覺，眾人吵吵鬧鬧的聲音吵醒了它。獅子大吼一聲，伸伸懶腰。）
獅子：（很生氣的樣子） It』s very noise! Why ? why are you all running ?
太吵了，你們為什麼都在跑呀？
眾人合：（上氣不接下氣的樣子）Gu dong, Gu dong is coming.
獅子：（感到很奇怪）Gu dong , What is it ? Where is it?
"咕咚",什麼東西？在哪裡？
（大家你看著我，我看著你，都在搖頭。）
小猴：（問熊媽媽）Where?
在哪裡？
熊媽媽：（搖搖頭，）I don』t know.（轉而問狐狸）Where
我不知道。 在哪裡？
狐狸：（搖搖頭，）I don』t know.（轉而問小兔）Where?
我不知道。 在哪裡？
（眾人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。）
小兔：（撓撓腦袋，指著對面）It』s over there.
就在那邊！
獅子：（很神氣的樣子）Let』s go and see.
走，去看看。
（大夥互相看看，都表現出非常害怕的樣子。）
獅子：（拍拍胸脯，很勇敢的樣子）come on, follow me.
走，跟我走！
（音樂響，一段雄壯有力的進行曲，眾人排著整齊的隊伍，大踏步地往前走，快到樹下時，腳步慢下來。音樂停，全場一片寂靜。）
獅子：（四處張望）Where? There is nothing here.
在哪裡？什麼都沒有啊！
（正在這時候，一陣風吹來，咕咚一聲，一棵木瓜掉進了湖裡。）
小猴：（指著湖邊）Oh! It』s a papaya! Gu dong is a papaya!
噢！原來是木瓜呀！
（眾人大笑，大幕在笑聲中徐徐落下。）
The end.
全劇終
5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇4
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個響指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮). (跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同學鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續作深情狀)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(對著乙的背影,沉思狀)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做嬌羞狀):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的搖頭),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(搖頭),and Melissa Theuriau?(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指門,氣憤狀),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn』t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It』s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her 「I love you」!
甲(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(轉身離開,繼續台詞):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回頭,對甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑進來,乙嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right?
丙鎮靜狀:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同聲:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接電話) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),you three,(抬頭),pass!
三人歡呼,說:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜狀):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飛個吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齊答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同聲,fight,fight,fight!
5分鍾英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇5
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，車主 旁白 經紀人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.
A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I』m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——邊走邊說 （趴在講台上睡）
（進入夢鄉）
旁白：In her dream……
(上台擺兩個凳子，A做一個)
A：Oh, it』s a fine day. (假裝看天) (然後突然不經意的拿起一本書翻看)
明星：(上台)：Oh, it』s a fine day. (然後坐凳子)
(A看著看著書，就不經意的往旁邊看，然後再看看書，突然感覺不對勁，在意外的往旁邊看，看到了自己最喜愛的那個明星，十分激動，不敢相信這是真的)
A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激動地說不出話)
明星：（隨意的回答） Yes, what』s wrong?
A: I』m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.
(激動，後面講到廁所時，還有點不好意思)
(當明星聽到廁所時，很驚訝)
明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有點嫌棄)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(講到簽名，明星就興奮了)
明星：Ok ,of course!
A：（大聲喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______』s signature
(突然，兩個人跑過來，B把A給推開瞭然後兩人問明星要簽名)
B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!
C: No, give it to me, to me!!!
(兩人搶著，A一人孤零零的站在旁邊，)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱頭痛哭，邊走邊哭，然後走到睡覺的那個地方，恢復原來的樣子，還有點啜泣)
A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it』s just a dream , but ,it』s a bad dream.
It』s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.
A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don』t have any adjrectives to describe them.
(明星上場，走在對面，也在欣賞某些東西)
A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激動)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don』t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正當他准備過馬路時，車主做開車動作來了，將要撞A，A很害怕)
車主：Look out!
Aon』t come here, don』t come here!(閉著眼睛) (車主迅速下台)
（A突然站起來，睜開眼睛）
A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can』t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴著又睡)
旁白：In her third dream
(明星在簽名，A前面有B, C)
經紀人：One by one,Don』t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.
（到B）
B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.
明星：Thank you
(B下，C上)
C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?
明星：Sure.
(兩人抱了一下)
（到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end! I』m so excited
(明星面目有點難受的樣子，手捂著肚子)
明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(難受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.
(過來一會兒)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?
經紀人對A說：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can』tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.
A: Ah? Why always me ? (傷心地離開，走到睡著的地方)
（突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下鍾，表情驚訝) It』s near 8 o』clock .I can』t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
;❷ 英語話劇劇本（短篇)
英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》
演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..
正劇：(P,K出場)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)
P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品
Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)
P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.
P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)
P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)
(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)
P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)
M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)
M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?
F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)
(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)
M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)
M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)
M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)
小品：「不差錢」
(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~
趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!
毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。
Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!
趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!
❸ 英語話劇
英語話劇劇本：搞笑英語話劇：三笑三國 （7個人表演）
開場介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，趙雲 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干
旁白：就在剛才不久，一個黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛！！！（趙雲出場）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
趙雲：no！本人姓趙名雲，乃常山子龍也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（趙雲從背後拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
趙雲：看！這就是主公的最後一點骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顧影自憐狀）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出）
夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了（沖到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（趙雲左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏鬥）
趙雲：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人裝腔作勢打鬥數招）
趙雲：看我九陰白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
趙雲：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蔣干二人上）
曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。長使英雄淚滿襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蔣干：丞相，您說這話，真不見得怎麼吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操險些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒）
曹操：咦？這是誰扔的西瓜皮？（轉身，看見倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯愛卿。難道他又在搞什麼行為藝術？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蔣幹上前將夏侯敦一頓拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我沖上去與之打鬥 打 打 打
曹操：然後呢？What then?
蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯將軍殺退了敵人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手勢如下：指指門外，右手作「九」的樣子，隨即作全身發冷狀，然後指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀）
曹操：然後呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蔣干二人將夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看來，敵人應該還沒有走遠。咱們乘勝追擊！（慷慨狀）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蔣干：有時候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（掄起兩拳，作欲與敵人搏鬥狀）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：劉備 張飛 諸葛亮 趙雲
（劉備、張飛、諸葛亮三人上）
旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（諸葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其後）
諸葛亮：（轉頭）主公啊，按理說是您走先啦！（恭敬狀）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
劉備：不啦，軍師您身後有好大塊蔭涼，躲在這里避避暑也不錯。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
諸葛亮：（眺望狀）主公，如果我所料不錯，現在馬上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
劉備：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道將要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
諸葛亮：首先，天氣預報說今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那邊有一塊黑雲來了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（趙雲上）
張飛：哇！那就是子龍啊，想不到這一會不見子龍就換了個新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（張飛迎上）
張飛：子龍！ long
趙雲：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（張飛下）
趙雲：主公！雲殊死力戰，方保得小主人在此！只是這許久不見啼哭，怕是已經……（悲憤狀，取出布包，打開並捧著） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
趙雲：kao！這小沒良心的，居然還能睡的著！就跟他爹一樣！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
劉備：咳咳！
（趙雲轉身面向劉備）
諸葛亮：子龍，不是我說你，你嘴上就是少個把門兒的，總不能啥實話都往外說啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（劉備怒視諸葛亮，諸葛亮恍如不知，趙雲上前，將阿斗遞給劉備，劉備捧著阿斗）
劉備：為了你這倒楣孩子，幾乎損我一員大將啊！我還留著你趕什麼啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）
（趙雲上前，對准阿斗狂踹數腳，諸葛亮上前拉住，趙雲始終作勢欲踢，諸葛亮用身體壓住趙雲後，走上前去一腳將阿斗踢飛）
旁白：從今以後，阿斗的智力便出現了明顯的發育遲緩……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
趙雲：咦？怎麼不見關二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
劉備：二弟昨天為軍師擺下一個八卦陣去，不過在沖出去撞馬的時候閃著腰了，現在還在休養呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
諸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壯！告訴他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自戀狀）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
趙雲：就給這孩子喝成這樣兒了！！！（走上前，撫摸諸葛亮，做憐惜狀） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（慘烈地）
劉備：難道三弟又重操舊業了？咱們快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 張飛 曹操 夏侯 蔣干 劉備 諸葛亮
旁白：時間撥回到三分鍾之前，張飛大戰長坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（張飛上，在台上轉一圈後，如京劇拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蔣干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）代寫劇本 www.jiaoke.com
張飛：哇！火腿腸你回來拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一個黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid
曹操：閣下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的聲音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
張飛：我便是那燕（yān）人張翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jing! (clenches teeth)
曹操：閹人？？原來只是一個太監……夏侯敦，上去解決他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低頭貓腰沖出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蔣干：丞相，這一仗咱們必輸，一會還有橋斷水倒流呢！快叫夏侯將軍下來吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎麼知道？How dou you know it?
蔣干：《真三國無雙叄》，長坂的任務啊！！ "Really,it is the game's ty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷於網路游戲了。這樣既浪費時間又上海身體，你還是聽為丞相的一句話吧！珍愛生命，遠離三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（張飛與夏侯敦二人繼續，張飛一槍擊中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打敗了 （蔣幹上前將夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今這世道變了，太監都這么厲害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
張飛：曹賊聽著！今日汝等必不能生過此橋！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韋身死，許諸拉稀，於禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，張遼痔瘡，才不會輸給你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
張飛：你手下終究無人可用！啊，面對此景次請，我真想賦詩一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音樂起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦躍起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（慘厲的叫聲，並以手捂耳）
蔣干：啊！（慘厲的叫聲，並以手捂耳）
曹操：這難道就是傳說中的門得爾松的c大調《鬼叫》協奏曲！何以如此震撼！（驚惶狀）Why is this so shocking!
蔣干：（一手指張飛）快看！丞相！橋斷了！水也開始倒流啦！！（轉過身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之聲）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血狀）（定格）
（諸葛亮、劉備、趙雲三人上）
諸葛亮：別唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操給唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
劉備：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
張飛：only you ~~~~~only……you……（餘音不絕）
劉備：子龍，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
趙雲：好的！ ok
（趙雲上前，以手捂住張飛的嘴，扛走，張飛依舊唱個不停）
（張飛、趙雲二人下）
旁白：從此以後有一首歌傳唱至今 經久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
《Only You》.(歌聲再次響起，眾人謝幕~~)。
❹ 英語小話劇（課前五分鍾）
英語話劇劇本：四人英語話劇劇本-The Rolling Orange
時間你可以自由控制
適合4人的話劇劇本，四人英語話劇劇本The Rolling Orange講述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒來，發現人們開著卡車，搬著梯子，來摘桔子了，快來看看他們的命運如何吧。
人物
Tom: Father Orange
Klye: Mother Orange
Wallis: Older Sister Orange
Jessie: Little Brother Orange
Characters
Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.
Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.
Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .
Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.
SCENE I 場景一：果園
One Morning in an Orange Orchard.
(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )
Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).
Mother: Well, it wasn』t the first time to be like this.
Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.
Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.
Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.
Father: Hey! We shouldn』t look at them; otherwise, they』ll notice us.
Mother: But it』s useless.
Sister: Oh, God! We』re discovered!
Brother: Oh! We』re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?
Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.
Mother: Well, we』ll just have to do our best.
Father: Yeah!
SCENE II
On a Fruit Stand.
(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )
Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).
Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.
(Suddenly)
Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?
Mother: What are you talking about?
Brother: I know what she』s talking about (Brother turns to look).
Father: What did you see?
Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I』m so scared.
Father: Now, children, be calm.
Mother: Sh~ Someone』s coming.
Father: Try to be quiet.
Sister: I don』t want to be taken away.
Brother: Oh! My friend』s being taken away.
Sister: Your friend looks so fat.
Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won』t be taken away.
Brother: That』s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?
Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.
Father: Oh! No! I』m being looked at.
Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy.
(Father is being taken away.)
Brother: Oh, no, Dad!
Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.
Sister: Oh! Dad』s being put into the basket and taken away.
Mother: Oh, no!
Brother: Stop that. Our father can』t be taken away.
Mother: Look, he』s being bagged and put into a cart.
Sister: Hey! The cart』s wheels are going out of the store.
Brother: A car』s pulling up.
Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.
Sister: But it』s breaking. And Dad』s falling out.
Brother: Dad』s rolling away.
All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He』s getting away.
Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!
Mother: Oh! Thank God.
❺ 小學生英語話劇劇本
英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he
make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』 m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don』t know why. The foolish students
always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now. (看錶)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (邊說邊做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (滿不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
C:(糖果鑽出來跳舞，跳完後，非常難過地說)Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty! (拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販)
S: (小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M: Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? … Oh, I know, let』s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea! (全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie's home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let's sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let's.
(取吉他，開始准備)
D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來"you first"之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What's the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don't need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can't ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let's go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don't buy the food at the school gate. It's unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)
Scene 4:
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a
stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What's wrong?
M: I've a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You've cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don't buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let's go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 5: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn't stay here, leave now!
C: Let's go home, let's go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I'm very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it's him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What's the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I've never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don't sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let's go home. Let's go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don't buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn't tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let's take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let's go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
What's more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well.
❻ 四人英語小話劇！
校園四人英語話劇劇本（在線收聽）
（One day, the class is over,student A and B walk together.）
A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.
B:I have no idea no.How about you?
A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring,It』s said that it is a good interest of place.
B:En,yes,it is the first spring of the world.
A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.
B: About it let me think.
(Student A and B come acoss C.)
C:Hi!What do you discuss?
A:Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.
C:Where do you plan to go?
A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?
C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.
B:Really?How about the sight of it?
C:Very great!There are so many birds and trees.When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.
B:Really?
C:Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.
B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?
C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.
A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.
C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.
B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.
C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.
A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.
C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(慘案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(恥辱),which happened on May Third.
A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.
B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.
A:Ok！
C:May you have a good time!
A:Thank you!What about you ?
C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.
A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!
B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄偉).
A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?
C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美麗極了).
B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you』d better wear enough clothes.
A: en, health and strength is above all gold.
C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!
A:Take care of yourself!
B:See you!
D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?
B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.
D: Holiday?
A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What』s your plan?
D: Oh, I don』t have an idea. Now I』m not sure if I have a free time.
B: Why? What happened?
D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.
B: That is a pity!
D: Yeah, I』ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.
A: Never mind. It』s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.
D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.
B: May you make it!
A: Where there is a will there』s a way.
D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.
A: See you!
❼ 英語小話劇
Jump, Jump,Little Bear
人物：B——Bear C——Cat D——Dog M____Monkey N___Narrator R___Rabbit
道具：兔子、熊、猴、狗的頭飾各一個。
跳桿，哨子，星星，音樂
Scene One ：On the Sportes Ground
N：Little Bear Monkey,Rabbit and Cat are good student』s like PE. He doesn』like the high jump very much ,so he never pass the high jump test.
（動物們先後出場）
B: Hi I』m a little bear.I』m Belly.
M: Hi I』m a little monkey.You can call me Millie.I like PE lesson.(輕松的跳起)
R：I』m a little rabbit .You can call me Lily.Ican jump ,jump,jump.(歡快地跳起)
C: I』m a little cat. I』m Mimi.(向其他動物朋友打招呼)Hello,how are you?
B, M & R: Fine ,thank you. And you?
C: I』m fine ,too.
B: I don』t like EP lesson ,I can』t jump high.I never pass the high jump test.
C: You should be brave.
M: I』m sure you can jump.
(體育老師Ms Dog 上場)
C:Be quier,Ms Dog is coming.
D:Good morning boys and girls.
B,M,R &C: Good morning Ms Dog.
D:Attention. At ease. Today we are going to have a high jump resr.Are you ready?
M,R &C:Yes, we are ready.
(動物們都開心地回答，唯獨Little Bear低著頭.)
D:Now,who is firsr?
M:IT』S ME,Millie.
D:One,two,three,go!
M（輕輕一躍跳過去了)I』m good ai jump_ing.
D:Nexr,Lily.
R: OK,
D:One,two,three, go!
R:（飛快地跳過去）Jumping is ersy.
D:Mimi,it』s your turn now.
C:Yes.
D:One,two,three,go!
C:（輕而易舉地跳了過去）Ah,it』s very easy.
D: Now,Belly,you,please.
B:（膽怯地）Mm,mm.(雙腳怎麼也邁不開)
Oh,it』s too hard. (嗚嗚地哭)I can』t do that.
M,R & C:Can wu jump for him?
D:No,you can』t,but you can help him.
M R &C:Yes,it』s good idea.We can help him after class.
MR&C:Don』t cry.Don』t cry.We can help you.
B:Thank you.
D:Class is over.
B,M,R&C:Goodbye,Ms Dog.
Scene Two In the Forest
N:Belly』s friends try their best to help him.They help Belly do exercise,run and jump.Belly becomes stronger and stronger.
B:Hello,everyone.
M,R&C:Hi.Belly.
C:Let』s do morning exercise.Now ,follow me.
M,R&C:Left,left,right,right.Turn around.Go,go ,go……
R:Now,stop here.Let』s run.
C:One,two,three,four,come in and close the door.Five,six,seven,eight,go to school and don』t be late.Nine,ten,nine,ten,learn English again and again.
M:Hi,everyone.Come here.
B,R&C:Oh,many stars.Thay are so beautiful.
M:Look at the stars.Which one do you like?You can get it.
B:I like the stars,but I can』t get them.
M:Belly,jump like me.Please try.
M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on,Belly.
B:Yes,I can get the star.Thant you. Thant you.
Scene Three On the Sports Ground
B:I can jump. I can jump.
D:Hello,childeren.
M,R&C:Hello,Ms Dog.
D:Is evenyone here?
M:Yes.
R:No,no,no.Belly is not here.
D:Where is Belly?
C:Look.He』s over there.He』s jumping.He can jump.
D:Let』s go and have a look.
B:Oh,hello,Ms Dog.Hello friends.
D:One,two,three,go!
B:Ok,Ms Dog.
M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on. Come on.
B:Hooray!
M,R&C:He can jump now. He can jump now.
D:Good,Belly.You are brave now.Boy and girls,you』re all great,too.Good friends should help each other, right?
B,M,R&C:Right!
D:Let』s cheer up!Ok?(Ok)
英語短劇集
拔蘿卜
(地里長著一個大蘿卜)
Turnip: I am a turnip.I'm big. I'm ripe now.
(這時小英和Framk走了過來)
Children: Good morning,big Turnip.
Turnip:Good morning!Look, I'm ripe now. Please pull me up.
Children: All right. Let's try. One two,three!One, two ,three.
(兩人精疲力竭,沒有把蘿卜拔出來)
xiao ying: Oh, BIg Turnip, You are too big.
Frank: We can't pull you up.
(爺爺和奶奶走了過來)
Turnip: Look, Grandpa and Grandma are coming.
xiao ying: How are you, Grandpa?
Frank: How are you, Grandma?
Grandpa and grandma: Fine,thank you.And you?
Children: We are fine too.Thank you.
Turnip: Dear Granpa and Grandma. I am ripe. Please pull me up.
Xiao ying: Please help us.
Frank: Let's pull it up together.
Grandpa: All right.
Grandma: Let's try.
All: One,two,three.
One, two ,three.
(膨的一聲,大蘿卜破土而出)
Turnip: Aha! I'm out. I'm out. How happy I am! Thank you,Grandpa and
Grandma. Thank you, little frieds.
xiao ying: Let's sing and dance.
The others: Great! Let's.
All: The more we get together, together,together....(the ead)
(注:Turnip:蘿卜
ripe:成熟的
pull...up把...拔起來
together 共同
the others 其他
龜兔賽跑
(一天早晨,在鄉間的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 見面了.)
Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?
Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?
Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?
Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...
Rabbit:(面露譏笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?
Tortoise:(一臉真誠的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss
Rabbit,Ok?
Rabbit: OK!(手指著遠處的一棵大樹)Can you see that big apple tree over there?
Tortoise: (奮力伸長了脖子想遠處看,然後慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.
Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?
Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?
Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)
Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the
line,please.
(兔子和烏龜站在同一起跑線上做准備賽跑狀)Are...you...ready?
Rabbit and Tortoise: (異口同聲)Yes, I'm ready.
Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!
(兔子撒腿向前面的大蘋果樹跑去,而烏龜則在後面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)
Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨樹附近,回頭看烏龜)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind
me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.
Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨樹附近,左顧右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is
over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然後又慢慢的向前爬去)
rabbit:(一覺醒來, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的雙眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go
and see!(飛快的想目的地-----大蘋果樹跑去.大蘋果樹下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已經等待多時了)
Parrot and tortoise:(異口同聲)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.
Rabbit:(滿臉羞愧)I had a rest just now.
Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.
Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.
小貓釣魚
道具:頭飾、魚桿、水桶、板凳。
錄音：旁白音樂錄音，泉水聲、小鳥就聲，蝴蝶、蜻蜓飛舞音樂。
人物：老貓，小貓、蜻蜓、蝴蝶、旁白者。
英語歌曲：The number song and Boys and girls.
Mother cat----M
Baby cat-----BA.
Dragonfly-----D
butterfly-----BF
旁白：（配樂）
Today is a pleasant day. The sun is shining.The sky is clear and blue. And
the clouds are drifting about. The breeze is singing a sweet song. Birds
are twittering. It's pleasing to the ear.The day is beautiful.
BA: Oh, Mummy. It's a fine day today. Let's go fishing, OK?'
M: OK, A good idea!
(小貓、老貓扛著魚桿，帶著板凳，水桶。。。。出場）
旁白：LIsten .The baby is too glad ot sing a song.
BA: 小貓蹦蹦跳跳的唱歌。The number song----let's go fishing.
旁白： They get to a little river.
BA: Mum, I think it's a good spot for fishing.
M: Good, I have the same idea.Let's sit here.OK?
BA: OK!
旁白：They are setting their heart on fishing.Suddenly. There comes a
dragonfly.
BA: Mum, A beautiful dragonfly.
M: Oh, dear.Be quiet!
BA: (沖媽媽做鬼臉)(撲蜻蜓)
BA: (Sing a song)I'm a cat, you're a dragonfly,.......Do you want to play
with me.......
D: Dear cat. I'm busy with my work. I've no time to play with you. I'm
very sorry.
BA: NO time, no time,I don't believe.(垂頭喪氣而歸)（回到媽媽身邊）Wa! A fish. How large
the fish is!(回到自己的座位上)
旁白：Look!There come a butterfly!(蝴蝶上)
BA: Butterfly sister. How are you?
BF: Fine, thank you. And you?
BA: Very well,thank you. The weather is warm. It's a lovely day. Let's
sing and dance,OK?
BF: I'm sorry. Cat brother. I'm busy doing my work.
BA: Work, work,nothing is important than playing.THey are fools.(又垂頭喪氣而歸)
BA: My god, Mum. You have caught another fish.You're great. But why I
can't catch a little fish?
M: My dear. Fishing requires.You should concentrate your attention to
fish.You want to make friends with dragonfly.
While, you want to play with butterfly.You will catch no fish like this.
BA: Oh, I see! I see! (回到自己的座位上)
旁白： A dragonfly and butterfly are coming,
D: Hello! Cat brother. I'm free,now. Let's play.
C: Oh, no. THis time I want to fish.
BF:Hi! Cat brother.NOw, I can play with you.Let's dance.
BA: Shi!I'm fishing.(手勢)
M: 媽媽沖著小貓點頭微笑。
旁白：After a while, The baby cat has caught a large fish.
BA: Ha! Mummy!I have caught a fish,too.
(全體集中到台中央) Say together: Thank you for watching. Good-bye.(鞠躬，下)
Waiting For Suicidal Hares
角色：A Hare，Elder Brother（EB），Younger Brother（YB），Neighbours
道具：兔子頭飾鋤頭樹樁穀物蔬菜模型
Scene 1
Two Brothers（出場，邊跳鋤頭舞邊唱）：
EB：I'm the Elder Brother．
YB：I'm the Younger Brother．
EB：I dislike working．
YB：But I like working．Hard work brings good harvest．
EB：Oh，it's so hot today．Let me have a rest．Oh，there's a tall
tree．（到大樹底下的一隻樹樁邊打盹兒）
Scene 2
Hare（隨著快節奏音樂跑出）：
EB（忽然醒來，指著兔子大喊）：
Oh，a hare！A hare！
Hare（隨著一聲巨響，撞在樹樁上）：
Ouch！What．．．hap．．．pened？（旋轉著倒下）
EB：Oh！What a big hare！So big！So fat！I'll take it home and cook it．
（EB拖著Hare下場）
Scene 3
EB（邊摸肚皮邊抹嘴）：
How delicious the hare is！
Since hare can come here and kill itself，why shouldn't I wait here for
another？
（扔下鋤頭，坐在樹樁邊等）
龜兔賽跑
(一天早晨,在鄉間的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 見面了.)
Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?
Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?
Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?
Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...
Rabbit:(面露譏笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?
Tortoise:(一臉真誠的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss
Rabbit,Ok?
Rabbit: OK!(手指著遠處的一棵大樹)Can you see that big apple tree over there?
Tortoise: (奮力伸長了脖子想遠處看,然後慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.
Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?
Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?
Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)
Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the
line,please.
(兔子和烏龜站在同一起跑線上做准備賽跑狀)Are...you...ready?
Rabbit and Tortoise: (異口同聲)Yes, I'm ready.
Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!
(兔子撒腿向前面的大蘋果樹跑去,而烏龜則在後面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)
Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨樹附近,回頭看烏龜)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind
me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.
Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨樹附近,左顧右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is
over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然後又慢慢的向前爬去)
rabbit:(一覺醒來, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的雙眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go
and see!(飛快的想目的地-----大蘋果樹跑去.大蘋果樹下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已經等待多時了)
Parrot and tortoise:(異口同聲)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.
Rabbit:(滿臉羞愧)I had a rest just now.
Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.
Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇後 M---魔鏡 H---獵人
P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物
音樂起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king』s palace:
----白雪出場
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: I am a queen, I』m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
獵人出場
H: Yes, my queen
音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what』s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
小動物追趕獵人下場
S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音樂起，7個小矮人出場，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口後倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出場、圍著公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音樂起，動物引著王子出場
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure