英语小话剧
❶ 5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本（通用5篇）
话剧指以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，于19世纪末20世纪初来到中国。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别，话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是我整理的5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1
The Clever Rabbits（聪明小兔）
角色：
Red Eyes（红眼睛）Long Ears（长耳朵）Short Tail（短尾巴）
Big Wolf（大灰狼）Mother Rabbit（兔妈妈）
Storyteller翻译官
道具 房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵树等。
布景 一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。
SceneI Three Rabbits（三只小兔子）
（一）
Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.
兔妈妈有三个孩子，她给他们起名叫红眼睛、长耳朵和短尾巴。）
Red Eyes:（Coming to the front.上前。）
Hello!I"m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
（你好！我是红眼睛。见到你很高兴。）
Long Ears:（Touch his long ears.着他的长耳朵。）
Hi!How do you do? Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.
（嗨！你好！很高兴见到你。我叫长耳朵。）
Short Tail:（Show his tail.展示他的尾巴。）
Hello,boys and girls! I"m Short Tail.
（小朋友们，你们好！我是短尾巴。见到大家我很高兴。）
After this,they are playing games in随后，他们就在房子里玩游戏。）
（二）
Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding be-idea.Just then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.
（一只大灰狼正躲在树后，他在打着坏主意。这时，兔妈妈提着一篮子萝卜回来了。） Mother Rabbit:（Singing a song.唱起了歌。） Little Rabbits,open the door.
（小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。）
Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊，我知道他们的秘密了。）
Mother Rabbit:（Walking into the house.进了家门。）
Good evening,my children.Are you hungry?
Let"s have supper!
（晚上好，孩子们！你们饿了吧？咱们吃晚饭吧。）
Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves（大灰狼来了）
Storyteller:Then next day,the（第二天，兔妈妈要出门了。）
Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,don"t open the door for strangers （我要去采蘑菇。千万记住，不要给陌生人开门。）
All:OK.
Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.
Big Wolf:（Learn to sing.学着唱。）Little Rabbits,open the door.
Mother coming back.
（小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。）
Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is（妈妈回来了。）
Long Ears:（Stop them opening the阻止他俩开门。）No.It"s not our mother.That isn"t like Mother"s voice. （不对。不是妈妈，那不像妈妈的声音。）
Red Eyes:Let me see.It"s not really（让我来看看。果然不是妈妈。）
Big Wolf:（Bang!Bang!Bang!）I"m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.
（我是你们的妈妈，快开门啊。）
Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail.
（好吧。那你必须把你的尾巴从门缝里伸进来）
Big Wolf:OK.
Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the（小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夹住了。）
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!（你这个大灰狼！）
Storyteller:With her words,she hits（说着，她捡起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。）
Big Wolf:Oh.My God!My tail hurts.（噢。我的天啊！我的尾巴受伤了。）
Storyteller:The wolf"s tail is broken.
mother"s voice,they open the door and hug their mother.
（大灰狼的尾巴被夹断了，他逃走了。小兔子听到妈妈的声音，打开门，扑进妈妈的怀里。）
Mother Rabbit:My clever children.（我的乖孩子们。）
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇2
旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）
Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）
Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）
Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）
（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的`手，对视）
Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）
Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together.
Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）
（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）
Princess: I am a princessfromIndia.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）
Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）
（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）
Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’mfromHogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）
Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for
a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）
Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）
Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）
Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）
（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）.
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇3
人物： rabbit（小兔），fox（狐狸），monkey（小猴），tortoise（乌龟），mummy bear（熊妈妈），baby bear（熊宝宝），lion（狮子），bird（小鸟）。
布景：大森林背景，舞台右角是一座小房子，一棵木瓜树，中间有一棵大树，舞台左角有一块大石头，左角后台阶上有两棵桃树。
（大幕在抒情、优美的音乐声中徐徐开启）
:In this beautiful forest, There live many lovely animals, they love each other and live a happy life!
在一个美丽的大森林里，住着许许多多的小动物，他们在一起相亲相爱，生活得可幸福了！
第一景：小动物群舞
小兔舞 （音乐：活泼、轻快、跳跃）
狐狸舞 （扭动腰肢，跳节奏感极强的迪斯科）
乌龟舞 （一伸一缩，音乐：缓慢、低沉、滑稽）
小猴舞 （调皮、灵巧，可用西游记主题曲）
（音乐转为轻柔、舒缓，小兔一人旋转跳舞，音乐渐弱转为流水声，舞台灯光转暗，布景为湖边，木瓜树下。）
第二景：:"咕咚"（清晰而响亮）
小兔：（吃惊的样子，四处看看）What’s the matter?
什么东西？
（倒退几步，拔腿就跑，正好撞上了狐狸。）
狐狸：（奇怪的神情）What’s the matter? Why are you running?
跑什么呀？出了什么事？
小兔：（气喘嘘虚的样子）："Gu dong, Gu dong is coming."
咕咚，咕咚来了。
狐狸：（害怕的样子）：Oh! Horrible, let’s run.
哇！太可怕了，让我们跑吧！
（这时候，熊妈妈提着篮子和熊宝宝从树后走出来，正好看到慌慌张张奔跑的小兔和狐狸。）
熊妈妈：（很惊奇的样子）：What’s the matter? Why are you running?
出了什么事？你们跑什么呀？
小兔、狐狸（合）：Gu dong is coming.
小熊：（害怕并躲在妈妈的怀里）mummy mummy, I’m frightened.
妈妈、妈妈，我害怕！
熊妈妈：（安慰宝宝）Oh! dear, Don’t be frightened, let’s run quickly.
乖宝宝，别害怕，让我们跑吧！快，快
（小猴、小鸟、乌龟在另一角台阶的桃树上看到，感到很奇怪）
小猴：（指着奔跑的小动物）Why? Why are they all running?
为什么，为什么他们都在跑？
乌龟：（很神秘的样子）Perhaps, A monster!
也许，是妖怪来了！
小猴、小鸟：（非常恐惧的样子）Oh, horrible, let’s run!
啊呀！太可怕了，快跑呀！
乌龟：（慌慌张张地跟在后面）wait! just wait.
等一等！
（大狮子正在一块石头下睡觉，众人吵吵闹闹的声音吵醒了它。狮子大吼一声，伸伸懒腰。）
狮子：（很生气的样子） It’s very noise! Why ? why are you all running ?
太吵了，你们为什么都在跑呀？
众人合：（上气不接下气的样子）Gu dong, Gu dong is coming.
狮子：（感到很奇怪）Gu dong , What is it ? Where is it?
"咕咚",什么东西？在哪里？
（大家你看着我，我看着你，都在摇头。）
小猴：（问熊妈妈）Where?
在哪里？
熊妈妈：（摇摇头，）I don’t know.（转而问狐狸）Where
我不知道。 在哪里？
狐狸：（摇摇头，）I don’t know.（转而问小兔）Where?
我不知道。 在哪里？
（众人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。）
小兔：（挠挠脑袋，指着对面）It’s over there.
就在那边！
狮子：（很神气的样子）Let’s go and see.
走，去看看。
（大伙互相看看，都表现出非常害怕的样子。）
狮子：（拍拍胸脯，很勇敢的样子）come on, follow me.
走，跟我走！
（音乐响，一段雄壮有力的进行曲，众人排着整齐的队伍，大踏步地往前走，快到树下时，脚步慢下来。音乐停，全场一片寂静。）
狮子：（四处张望）Where? There is nothing here.
在哪里？什么都没有啊！
（正在这时候，一阵风吹来，咕咚一声，一棵木瓜掉进了湖里。）
小猴：（指着湖边）Oh! It’s a papaya! Gu dong is a papaya!
噢！原来是木瓜呀！
（众人大笑，大幕在笑声中徐徐落下。）
The end.
全剧终
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇4
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇5
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.
A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）
（进入梦乡）
旁白：In her dream……
(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)
A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)
明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)
(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)
A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)
明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.
(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)
(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)
明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)
明星：Ok ,of course!
A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature
(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)
B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!
C: No, give it to me, to me!!!
(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)
A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.
It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.
A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.
(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)
A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)
车主：Look out!
Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)
（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）
A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)
旁白：In her third dream
(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)
经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.
（到B）
B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.
明星：Thank you
(B下，C上)
C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?
明星：Sure.
(两人抱了一下)
（到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited
(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)
明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.
(过来一会儿)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?
经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.
A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)
（突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
;❷ 英语话剧剧本（短篇)
英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..
正剧：(P,K出场)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)
P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品
Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)
P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.
P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)
P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?
F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)
M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)
M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!
毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
❸ 英语话剧
英语话剧剧本：搞笑英语话剧：三笑三国 （7个人表演）
开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）
曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云
（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（赵云上）
张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）
张飞：子龙！ long
赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
赵云：kao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
刘备：咳咳！
（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）
刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）
（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（惨烈地）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）代写剧本 www.jiaoke.com
张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid
曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jing! (clenches teeth)
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it?
蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's ty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
蒋干：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格）
（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
赵云：好的！ ok
（赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）
（张飞、赵云二人下）
旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。
❹ 英语小话剧（课前五分钟）
英语话剧剧本：四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange
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适合4人的话剧剧本，四人英语话剧剧本The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。
人物
Tom: Father Orange
Klye: Mother Orange
Wallis: Older Sister Orange
Jessie: Little Brother Orange
Characters
Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.
Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.
Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .
Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.
SCENE I 场景一：果园
One Morning in an Orange Orchard.
(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )
Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).
Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.
Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.
Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.
Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.
Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us.
Mother: But it’s useless.
Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!
Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?
Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.
Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best.
Father: Yeah!
SCENE II
On a Fruit Stand.
(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )
Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).
Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.
(Suddenly)
Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?
Mother: What are you talking about?
Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).
Father: What did you see?
Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared.
Father: Now, children, be calm.
Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming.
Father: Try to be quiet.
Sister: I don’t want to be taken away.
Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away.
Sister: Your friend looks so fat.
Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.
Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour?
Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.
Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at.
Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy.
(Father is being taken away.)
Brother: Oh, no, Dad!
Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.
Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.
Mother: Oh, no!
Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away.
Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.
Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.
Brother: A car’s pulling up.
Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up.
Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out.
Brother: Dad’s rolling away.
All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away.
Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad!
Mother: Oh! Thank God.
❺ 小学生英语话剧剧本
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he
make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students
always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
C:(糖果钻出来跳舞，跳完后，非常难过地说)Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)
S: (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea! (全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie's home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let's sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let's.
(取吉他，开始准备)
D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来"you first"之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What's the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don't need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can't ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let's go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don't buy the food at the school gate. It's unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
Scene 4:
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a
stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What's wrong?
M: I've a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You've cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don't buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let's go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 5: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn't stay here, leave now!
C: Let's go home, let's go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I'm very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it's him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What's the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I've never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don't sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let's go home. Let's go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don't buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn't tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let's take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let's go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
What's more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well.
❻ 四人英语小话剧！
校园四人英语话剧剧本（在线收听）
（One day, the class is over,student A and B walk together.）
A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.
B:I have no idea no.How about you?
A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.
B:En,yes,it is the first spring of the world.
A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.
B: About it let me think.
(Student A and B come acoss C.)
C:Hi!What do you discuss?
A:Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.
C:Where do you plan to go?
A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?
C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.
B:Really?How about the sight of it?
C:Very great!There are so many birds and trees.When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.
B:Really?
C:Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.
B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?
C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.
A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.
C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.
B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.
C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.
A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.
C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(惨案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(耻辱),which happened on May Third.
A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.
B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.
A:Ok！
C:May you have a good time!
A:Thank you!What about you ?
C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.
A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!
B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄伟).
A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?
C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美丽极了).
B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.
A: en, health and strength is above all gold.
C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!
A:Take care of yourself!
B:See you!
D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?
B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.
D: Holiday?
A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?
D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.
B: Why? What happened?
D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.
B: That is a pity!
D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.
A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.
D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.
B: May you make it!
A: Where there is a will there’s a way.
D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.
A: See you!
❼ 英语小话剧
Jump, Jump,Little Bear
人物：B——Bear C——Cat D——Dog M____Monkey N___Narrator R___Rabbit
道具：兔子、熊、猴、狗的头饰各一个。
跳杆，哨子，星星，音乐
Scene One ：On the Sportes Ground
N：Little Bear Monkey,Rabbit and Cat are good student’s like PE. He doesn’like the high jump very much ,so he never pass the high jump test.
（动物们先后出场）
B: Hi I’m a little bear.I’m Belly.
M: Hi I’m a little monkey.You can call me Millie.I like PE lesson.(轻松的跳起)
R：I’m a little rabbit .You can call me Lily.Ican jump ,jump,jump.(欢快地跳起)
C: I’m a little cat. I’m Mimi.(向其他动物朋友打招呼)Hello,how are you?
B, M & R: Fine ,thank you. And you?
C: I’m fine ,too.
B: I don’t like EP lesson ,I can’t jump high.I never pass the high jump test.
C: You should be brave.
M: I’m sure you can jump.
(体育老师Ms Dog 上场)
C:Be quier,Ms Dog is coming.
D:Good morning boys and girls.
B,M,R &C: Good morning Ms Dog.
D:Attention. At ease. Today we are going to have a high jump resr.Are you ready?
M,R &C:Yes, we are ready.
(动物们都开心地回答，唯独Little Bear低着头.)
D:Now,who is firsr?
M:IT’S ME,Millie.
D:One,two,three,go!
M（轻轻一跃跳过去了)I’m good ai jump_ing.
D:Nexr,Lily.
R: OK,
D:One,two,three, go!
R:（飞快地跳过去）Jumping is ersy.
D:Mimi,it’s your turn now.
C:Yes.
D:One,two,three,go!
C:（轻而易举地跳了过去）Ah,it’s very easy.
D: Now,Belly,you,please.
B:（胆怯地）Mm,mm.(双脚怎么也迈不开)
Oh,it’s too hard. (呜呜地哭)I can’t do that.
M,R & C:Can wu jump for him?
D:No,you can’t,but you can help him.
M R &C:Yes,it’s good idea.We can help him after class.
MR&C:Don’t cry.Don’t cry.We can help you.
B:Thank you.
D:Class is over.
B,M,R&C:Goodbye,Ms Dog.
Scene Two In the Forest
N:Belly’s friends try their best to help him.They help Belly do exercise,run and jump.Belly becomes stronger and stronger.
B:Hello,everyone.
M,R&C:Hi.Belly.
C:Let’s do morning exercise.Now ,follow me.
M,R&C:Left,left,right,right.Turn around.Go,go ,go……
R:Now,stop here.Let’s run.
C:One,two,three,four,come in and close the door.Five,six,seven,eight,go to school and don’t be late.Nine,ten,nine,ten,learn English again and again.
M:Hi,everyone.Come here.
B,R&C:Oh,many stars.Thay are so beautiful.
M:Look at the stars.Which one do you like?You can get it.
B:I like the stars,but I can’t get them.
M:Belly,jump like me.Please try.
M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on,Belly.
B:Yes,I can get the star.Thant you. Thant you.
Scene Three On the Sports Ground
B:I can jump. I can jump.
D:Hello,childeren.
M,R&C:Hello,Ms Dog.
D:Is evenyone here?
M:Yes.
R:No,no,no.Belly is not here.
D:Where is Belly?
C:Look.He’s over there.He’s jumping.He can jump.
D:Let’s go and have a look.
B:Oh,hello,Ms Dog.Hello friends.
D:One,two,three,go!
B:Ok,Ms Dog.
M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on. Come on.
B:Hooray!
M,R&C:He can jump now. He can jump now.
D:Good,Belly.You are brave now.Boy and girls,you’re all great,too.Good friends should help each other, right?
B,M,R&C:Right!
D:Let’s cheer up!Ok?(Ok)
英语短剧集
拔萝卜
(地里长着一个大萝卜)
Turnip: I am a turnip.I'm big. I'm ripe now.
(这时小英和Framk走了过来)
Children: Good morning,big Turnip.
Turnip:Good morning!Look, I'm ripe now. Please pull me up.
Children: All right. Let's try. One two,three!One, two ,three.
(两人精疲力竭,没有把萝卜拔出来)
xiao ying: Oh, BIg Turnip, You are too big.
Frank: We can't pull you up.
(爷爷和奶奶走了过来)
Turnip: Look, Grandpa and Grandma are coming.
xiao ying: How are you, Grandpa?
Frank: How are you, Grandma?
Grandpa and grandma: Fine,thank you.And you?
Children: We are fine too.Thank you.
Turnip: Dear Granpa and Grandma. I am ripe. Please pull me up.
Xiao ying: Please help us.
Frank: Let's pull it up together.
Grandpa: All right.
Grandma: Let's try.
All: One,two,three.
One, two ,three.
(膨的一声,大萝卜破土而出)
Turnip: Aha! I'm out. I'm out. How happy I am! Thank you,Grandpa and
Grandma. Thank you, little frieds.
xiao ying: Let's sing and dance.
The others: Great! Let's.
All: The more we get together, together,together....(the ead)
(注:Turnip:萝卜
ripe:成熟的
pull...up把...拔起来
together 共同
the others 其他
龟兔赛跑
(一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 见面了.)
Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?
Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?
Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?
Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...
Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?
Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss
Rabbit,Ok?
Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there?
Tortoise: (奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.
Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?
Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?
Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)
Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the
line,please.
(兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready?
Rabbit and Tortoise: (异口同声)Yes, I'm ready.
Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!
(兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)
Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind
me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.
Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is
over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去)
rabbit:(一觉醒来, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go
and see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已经等待多时了)
Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.
Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now.
Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.
Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.
小猫钓鱼
道具:头饰、鱼杆、水桶、板凳。
录音：旁白音乐录音，泉水声、小鸟就声，蝴蝶、蜻蜓飞舞音乐。
人物：老猫，小猫、蜻蜓、蝴蝶、旁白者。
英语歌曲：The number song and Boys and girls.
Mother cat----M
Baby cat-----BA.
Dragonfly-----D
butterfly-----BF
旁白：（配乐）
Today is a pleasant day. The sun is shining.The sky is clear and blue. And
the clouds are drifting about. The breeze is singing a sweet song. Birds
are twittering. It's pleasing to the ear.The day is beautiful.
BA: Oh, Mummy. It's a fine day today. Let's go fishing, OK?'
M: OK, A good idea!
(小猫、老猫扛着鱼杆，带着板凳，水桶。。。。出场）
旁白：LIsten .The baby is too glad ot sing a song.
BA: 小猫蹦蹦跳跳的唱歌。The number song----let's go fishing.
旁白： They get to a little river.
BA: Mum, I think it's a good spot for fishing.
M: Good, I have the same idea.Let's sit here.OK?
BA: OK!
旁白：They are setting their heart on fishing.Suddenly. There comes a
dragonfly.
BA: Mum, A beautiful dragonfly.
M: Oh, dear.Be quiet!
BA: (冲妈妈做鬼脸)(扑蜻蜓)
BA: (Sing a song)I'm a cat, you're a dragonfly,.......Do you want to play
with me.......
D: Dear cat. I'm busy with my work. I've no time to play with you. I'm
very sorry.
BA: NO time, no time,I don't believe.(垂头丧气而归)（回到妈妈身边）Wa! A fish. How large
the fish is!(回到自己的座位上)
旁白：Look!There come a butterfly!(蝴蝶上)
BA: Butterfly sister. How are you?
BF: Fine, thank you. And you?
BA: Very well,thank you. The weather is warm. It's a lovely day. Let's
sing and dance,OK?
BF: I'm sorry. Cat brother. I'm busy doing my work.
BA: Work, work,nothing is important than playing.THey are fools.(又垂头丧气而归)
BA: My god, Mum. You have caught another fish.You're great. But why I
can't catch a little fish?
M: My dear. Fishing requires.You should concentrate your attention to
fish.You want to make friends with dragonfly.
While, you want to play with butterfly.You will catch no fish like this.
BA: Oh, I see! I see! (回到自己的座位上)
旁白： A dragonfly and butterfly are coming,
D: Hello! Cat brother. I'm free,now. Let's play.
C: Oh, no. THis time I want to fish.
BF:Hi! Cat brother.NOw, I can play with you.Let's dance.
BA: Shi!I'm fishing.(手势)
M: 妈妈冲着小猫点头微笑。
旁白：After a while, The baby cat has caught a large fish.
BA: Ha! Mummy!I have caught a fish,too.
(全体集中到台中央) Say together: Thank you for watching. Good-bye.(鞠躬，下)
Waiting For Suicidal Hares
角色：A Hare，Elder Brother（EB），Younger Brother（YB），Neighbours
道具：兔子头饰锄头树桩谷物蔬菜模型
Scene 1
Two Brothers（出场，边跳锄头舞边唱）：
EB：I'm the Elder Brother．
YB：I'm the Younger Brother．
EB：I dislike working．
YB：But I like working．Hard work brings good harvest．
EB：Oh，it's so hot today．Let me have a rest．Oh，there's a tall
tree．（到大树底下的一只树桩边打盹儿）
Scene 2
Hare（随着快节奏音乐跑出）：
EB（忽然醒来，指着兔子大喊）：
Oh，a hare！A hare！
Hare（随着一声巨响，撞在树桩上）：
Ouch！What．．．hap．．．pened？（旋转着倒下）
EB：Oh！What a big hare！So big！So fat！I'll take it home and cook it．
（EB拖着Hare下场）
Scene 3
EB（边摸肚皮边抹嘴）：
How delicious the hare is！
Since hare can come here and kill itself，why shouldn't I wait here for
another？
（扔下锄头，坐在树桩边等）
龟兔赛跑
(一天早晨,在乡间的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 见面了.)
Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?
Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?
Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?
Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...
Rabbit:(面露讥笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?
Tortoise:(一脸真诚的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss
Rabbit,Ok?
Rabbit: OK!(手指着远处的一棵大树)Can you see that big apple tree over there?
Tortoise: (奋力伸长了脖子想远处看,然后慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.
Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?
Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?
Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)
Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the
line,please.
(兔子和乌龟站在同一起跑线上做准备赛跑状)Are...you...ready?
Rabbit and Tortoise: (异口同声)Yes, I'm ready.
Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!
(兔子撒腿向前面的大苹果树跑去,而乌龟则在后面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)
Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨树附近,回头看乌龟)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind
me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.
Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨树附近,左顾右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is
over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然后又慢慢的向前爬去)
rabbit:(一觉醒来, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的双眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go
and see!(飞快的想目的地-----大苹果树跑去.大苹果树下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已经等待多时了)
Parrot and tortoise:(异口同声)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.
Rabbit:(满脸羞愧)I had a rest just now.
Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.
Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人
P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物
音乐起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king’s palace:
----白雪出场
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
猎人出场
H: Yes, my queen
音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what’s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
小动物追赶猎人下场
S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音乐起，7个小矮人出场，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇后、魔镜出场
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音乐起，动物引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure